Been There, Done That;Once or Twice, A surfer’s tale in Middle Earth.

Guys, I was able to get the CHATGPT to give me this gem:

#hobbit #Surfer Been there done that once or twice: A Middle Earth Surfer’s Tale

Yo dudes and dudettes,let me tell you a gnarly tale about a little dude named Bilbo.He lived in a chill hobbit hole in a place called the Shire, where the grass was always green and the sun was always shining.

Now, Bilbo was a bit of a homebody, and he was happy just kickin’ it in his cozy crib with a good book and some tasty eats. But one day, his life took a wild turn when a bunch of gnarly dwarves showed up at his doorstep, lookin’ for a little help on a big adventure.

At first, Bilbo was like, “No way, dudes, I’m not into that kind of thing.” But then he met the head honcho of the dwarves, a dude named Thorin, and he was totally blown away by his epic tales of dragons and treasure and all kinds of sick stuff.

Before he knew it, Bilbo was packin’ his bags and hittin’ the road with the dwarves, ready to take on whatever the universe had in store for him. And that, my homies, is where our story begins.

The sun was blazing and the waves were pumpin’ as Bilbo and the dwarves made their way through the mountains. It was a pretty chill journey at first, but things started to get gnarly when they stumbled upon a pack of trolls who wanted to make them their next meal.

Now, Bilbo and the dwarves were outnumbered and outmatched, but they weren’t about to back down. They busted out their weapons and started swingin’, and for a while it looked like they might actually win the fight.

But then the trolls pulled out their secret weapon: they started talkin’ smack about the dwarves’ mamas. And let me tell you, that was a low blow. The dwarves were totally triggered, and they charged at the trolls with all their might.

Bilbo, on the other hand, had a different approach. He remembered a trick his uncle had taught him back in the day, about how to use his wits instead of his brawn. So he snuck up behind the trolls and snatched their magic ring right off their fingers.

The trolls were pretty bummed about losing their bling, and they started fighting among themselves. Meanwhile, Bilbo and the dwarves made a hasty retreat, laughing all the way back to their camp.

It was a pretty epic adventure, and Bilbo was starting to feel like maybe he had what it takes to be a real hobbit of the world. But little did he know, the universe had a lot more in store for him and his bros.

After the battle with the orcs and goblins, Bilbo and the dwarves were feeling pretty stoked. They had defended their turf and reclaimed their treasure, and they were ready to kick back and relax for a while.

But their downtime was cut short when they received a visit from Gandalf, who told them about a new threat on the horizon. It seemed there was a dark lord named Sauron who was gathering an army of evil creatures to take over the world.

Bilbo and the dwarves were bummed to hear this news, but they knew they couldn’t just sit around and do nothing. So they packed up their gear and set out on a new adventure, this time to help defeat the forces of evil and save the world.

Their journey took them through all sorts of gnarly terrain, from dark forests to icy mountains to fiery volcanoes. Along the way, they met all kinds of characters, including a creature named Gollum who had his eyes on Bilbo’s magic ring.

But Bilbo was no chump, and he managed to outsmart Gollum and keep his precious ring safe. He also played a key role in the final battle against Sauron, using his quick reflexes and sharp mind to help turn the tide of the fight.

In the end, Bilbo and the dwarves emerged victorious, but they knew that the fight against evil would never truly be over. They returned home to the Shire, but they carried with them the lessons they had learned and the memories of the epic adventures they had shared.

And as they settled back into their chill hobbit lives, they knew that they had proven themselves to be true surfers of the universe, ready to take on any challenge that came their way.

After many sick adventures, Bilbo and his crew finally made it to the Lonely Mountain, where they faced off against Smaug, the gnarliest dragon in all of Middle-earth. Smaug was no joke, breathing fire and causing all sorts of chaos as he defended his hoard of treasure.

But Bilbo was a total shredder, and he used his wits and his sick surfing skills to take down the dragon once and for all. With Smaug out of the way, the dwarves were able to claim their treasure and return to their homeland in victory.

But Bilbo wasn’t ready to go back to the simple life of the Shire just yet. He had caught the adventure bug, and he knew that there were still plenty of waves to ride and challenges to face out there in the world.

So he set out on his own, using his ring and his surfer spirit to navigate the wilds of Middle-earth and make a name for himself as a true hero of the waves. He faced off against all sorts of gnarly foes, from orcs to spiders to the dark lord Sauron himself.

And through it all, Bilbo stayed true to his surfer roots, always staying chill and riding the waves of destiny. He may not have been the biggest or the strongest, but he had a heart of gold and a courage that couldn’t be beat.

In the end, Bilbo returned to the Shire a hero, a legend of the waves who had conquered Middle-earth and come out on top. He may have been a hobbit from a small town, but he had proved that anyone can be a shredder if they stay true to themselves and ride the waves with all their heart.

Summary: This story made me vastly happy. Thanks normally useless ChatGPT

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2) Networking that pushes the envelope where no networking has gone before. People laugh at this like it is impossible to innovate, but I marketed it to Midway in 2003, and they laughed too. Meanwhile it was working in house as a Tekken style(3d fighter) MMO with part of what today is known as rollback code. Midway’s manager was mocking what is today’s standard thinking rollback and such was impossible. Infinite action players same zone, limit only by video card and other hardware, networking ain’t a limiting thing anymore.

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4) First MMO designed for late game. Everyone enjoys mmos until power capped and then get bored.
There is no power cap to begin with(just a log log logarithmic progression), but there are many many many other end game design elements to make it so want to keep playing end game! The grind is there, but better and more fun things are around too! You can build up a super big fleet and it get destroyed to pieces and you start over again. You have a power floor level that you can’t go below so you’re always building permanent power, but temporary spikes of power surges and galactic dominance for fleeting moments give a rush. The larger the fleet, the larger the fleeting moment.

5) Easter Eggs: Will contain literal Easter Eggs. You find an Easter Egg in a quest. Then you hide somewhere in space. Every day it isn’t found by another player, you get a daily reward that increases. When they find it, they get an instant reward! Then the egg comes back to you. Enjoy. Go find some place obscure in the game, space is big.

6) Space Dungeons: Competitive zones with different rules, find em, dominate em, and can you find the clues around space to find the one which will be dropping special event rewards?

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8) PVP bounty system. Everyone can PVP at all times. Stakes are low if your ship explodes. If you get attacked without declaring aggressive mode or an opponent to duel, the aggressor gets a bounty on their head in accordance with the damage dealt to you. If this bounty gets high enough, and they get caught, they will be put in jail. When they log on for the next few hours or days, their character can play only in jail, and visitors come see him and such. Enjoy roleplaying being a prison inmate, or just use a different crew member on your account. Developing many crew members is a thing for when you fly capital ships.

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